Diet / Weight Loss jokes Jokes

  • A Great Diet Tip

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    A great way to
    lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of...

  • An Athletic Diet

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    The 1/19 Baltimore
    Sun had an interview with Frank Marshall, director of upcoming...

  • Bathroom scale diet tricks

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    1. Weigh yourself
    fully clothed after dinner and again the next morning without c...

  • Chocolate reactions

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    Researchers have
    discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in...

  • Did you know...

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    If shop mannequins
    were real women, they would be too thin to menstruate.
    ...

  • Diet coke spoof

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    Every woman's Mr. Right?
    Download the Diet
    Coke spoof movie.( This movie...

  • Fat Theology

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    In the beginning,
    God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spina...

  • Female Stress Diet

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    This is a specially
    formulated diet, designed to help you cope with the stress th...

  • Fitness Program For Dog Owners

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    You've seen those
    ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contrapti...

  • He was only a chocolate chip cookie...

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    He was
    only a chocolate chip cookie...

    ...but I loved him.

  • Incitement To Diet

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    The loud repercussions

    of diet discussions

    Can set you to gr...

  • Lose weight £1.00 a pound

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    Did you hear about
    the guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to...

  • New Diet Rules

    rating0 Diet / Weight Loss jokes 57 hits


    1. If you eat something,
    but no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.

  • Ode to Dr Atkins

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    I've developed
    halitosis

    My urine is rank and yellow

    ...

  • Only in America...

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    Only in America...
    ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet ...

  • Self delusion

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    Self delusion is
    pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.

    ...

  • Slimming advice

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    My advice if you
    insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow i...

  • Ten New Diets

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    You've tried Dr.
    Stillman's Quick Weight Loss Diet, the Sardine Diet, the Grapefr...

  • The Bachelor Diet

    rating0 Diet / Weight Loss jokes 54 hits


    Monday:
    Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste

  • The Beer Diet

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    It seems that a
    lot of people are dieting recently, trying everything from an all...

  • The Costco Diet Plan

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    We've got the
    Atkins diet, the South Beach diet and the Jenny Craig diet. I'd lik...

  • The dieter's guide to weight loss during sex

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    How much weight
    do we lose during sex? The diet literature explains calories b...

  • The Dieter's Prayer

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    My appetite is
    my shepherd, I always want.

    It maketh me to s...

  • The rules of chocolate

    rating0 Diet / Weight Loss jokes 42 hits


    - If you've got
    melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly...

  • The second day of a diet

    rating0 Diet / Weight Loss jokes 70 hits


    The second day
    of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you'r...


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