Architect programmer
Computing Jokes
143 hits|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...
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Mini & Micro
Computer jokes
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[Ed: For those who are tired of endless repostings of the Sex Life of an
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You may be an engineer if ...
If you stare at an orange juice container because it ...The Story of Micro and Mini
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52 hitsThe Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...
Alice is in UNIX land
Computing Jokes
116 hits|"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...
Predictions
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"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously
considered as a means of communic...The power of shifting
Computing Jokes
61 hits|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...
Windows and The Borg
Computer jokes
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Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
attempts at finding a weakness in...
[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
finding a weakness i...
[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the ...Microsoft buys church
Computing Jokes
66 hits|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
- Popular Mechanics, foreca...Hacker syndrome
Computing Jokes
70 hits|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....
This article came from a fellow named Keith Wortham.
In anticipation of a PC MAGAZI...Computer help stories
Computing Jokes
128 hits|AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...
Computer Dictionary
Computer jokes
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386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC....Computer Dictionary
Lightbulb jokes
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386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC....Real opcodes
Computing Jokes
56 hits|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC ...
