computing jokes

|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...

[Ed: A "JEDR" (pronounced "Jedder") is a generic member of a lampooned
identifiable group...

|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...

|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...

|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...

|WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...

OFFICE MEMO
Date: 1/18/96

SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE IT
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|You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...

|You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date...

Microsoft announces beta relase of Windows TP

REDMOND, WA (MAR. 31) BUSINESS WIRE -...

|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...

|Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...

|'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...

|If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....

Microsoft Corporation today announced plans to buy the
Philadelphia Mint from the United S...

|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...

The next generation embeddable scripting language for the web!

JehovaScript (JS) is...

YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with this...

PRESS RELEASE

Microsoft Corporation today announced plans to buy the Philadelphia M...

YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with ...

|DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefu...

A Networkologist's Christmas"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown. I was stuck a...

"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thought with a frown.

I was stuck at the office. ...

A Networkologist's Christmas



"'Tis the night before Christmas," I thoug...

|Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...

|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...

|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...

Heya friend:

Okay, like you asked me to ... I looked at my TV and tried to learn ho...

Heya friend:

Okay, like you asked me to ... I looked at my TV and tried to learn ho...

EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift
EMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
EMACS:...

|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...

[Ed: For those who are tired of endless repostings of the Sex Life of an
Electron, which ...

You may be an engineer if ...

If you stare at an orange juice container because it ...

The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...

|"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously
considered as a means of communic...

|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...

|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...

|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...

Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
attempts at finding a weakness in...

[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
finding a weakness i...

[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the ...

|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

- Popular Mechanics, foreca...

|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....

This article came from a fellow named Keith Wortham.

In anticipation of a PC MAGAZI...

|AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...

|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...

386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC....

386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC....