Computing Jokes

|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...

|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...

|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...

|Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...

|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...

|Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...

|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...

|"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...

|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...

|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...

|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...

|Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...

|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...

| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They w...

|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...

|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...

|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...

|AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...

|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...

|Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...

|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...

|You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...

|Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...

|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...

|Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...