computers

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...

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The following is from the business secti...

How do you know when an Asian teenager has been in your house?


Your comput...

- Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil....

Sell them to HP....

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now rea...

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now...

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were fac...

Sometimes true life is more humorous than the jokes that are passed around and around. The follo...

Another organically grown entry for rec.humus. Only natural punchlines
are used in my jo...

Computers in Movies:



1. Word processors never display a cursor.

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THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES



1. Word processors never display a curso...

Everything I Needed to Know About Computers I Learned in the Movies



W...

Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused....

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....

Why can't dogs use computers?

Because you can't stick your head out of Windows 95...

Why can't dogs use computers?



Because you can't stick your head out of ...

MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs....

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin...

Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP...

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!...

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

A: The joystick is wet....

How can you tell a blonde has been on your computer?

Your Joystick is wet....

Word processors never display a cursor.
You never have to use the space-bar when typing lo...

|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...

MACINTOSH stands for...



Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating ...

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips....

When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight....

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory....

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!...

Reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clue...

If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers,
a Rolls Royce would cost $1...

The following advertisement appeared in one of the munition magazines:

The Guy on ...

The number of lawyers and personal computers has increased greatly over the last three decades. ...

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...

Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later...

You have just received the Amish Virus.

Since we do not have electricity or compute...

Old generals never die,
they just lose their privates.

Old programmers never die...

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her...

BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...

"We've got a problem, HAL."

"What kind of problem, Dave?"

"A marketing...

|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...

If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacation...

If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the...

5.) They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.



4.) They p...

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacat...

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the ...