Computers Jokes

If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...

If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...

If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...

If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...

If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...

Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...

Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...

Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology ...

Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming languages are wellknown...

Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide ...

Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct respon...

Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...

Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-w...

The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and...

Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like...

Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...

Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3)...

Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...

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THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...

The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: pa...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...

An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...

The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is ver...