computers

What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his fathe...

Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.



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A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...

1. Word processors never display a cursor.2. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long...

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships havelong been characterized as being f...

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in la...

All monitors and hand-held devices display 2 inch high letters whenever you need to see what the...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English l...

... every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS ... Universe halted<...

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer.

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches th...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the Engli...

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. Approaching the bar...

An English teacher was explaining to his foreign students the concept of gender association in t...

User: I want some answers.

Administrator: You want answers?

User: I th...

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops to eat at diner. As he appro...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...

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The following is from the business secti...

How do you know when an Asian teenager has been in your house?


Your comput...

- Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil....

Sell them to HP....

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now rea...

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now...

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were fac...

Sometimes true life is more humorous than the jokes that are passed around and around. The follo...

Another organically grown entry for rec.humus. Only natural punchlines
are used in my jo...

Computers in Movies:



1. Word processors never display a cursor.

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THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES



1. Word processors never display a curso...

Everything I Needed to Know About Computers I Learned in the Movies



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Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused....

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....

Why can't dogs use computers?

Because you can't stick your head out of Windows 95...

Why can't dogs use computers?



Because you can't stick your head out of ...

MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs....

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin...

Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP...