A computer can wait forever for you.
A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.<...
computers
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...
Computers are female
Gender Jokes
152 hits|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just arou...
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator und...
The gender of computers
An inquisitive researcher, who enjoyed sailing, wa...
10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends
1. You wouldn't bothe...
Top five reasons why computers must be female
No one but their creato...
Reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clue...British computers
Ethnic jokes
107 hits
Q: Why are there no British computers?
A: They haven't quite figured out how to make t...Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...
Computers are male
Gender Jokes
151 hits|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is alwa...
The Sex of a Computer
Computer jokes
29 hits
A retired sailor purchased a computer and began to learn all about computing. Being a sailor, he...
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In o...
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
Even your smallest mistakes ar...
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee; that wi...Gender and computers
Computing Jokes
60 hits|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
Dumb Jokes
156 hits|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in ...
He or She???
General / Unsorted jokes
77 hits
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator und...
5.) No one but their creator understand their internal logic.
4.) Even yo...
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....Computers Must Be Male
Miscellaneous
72 hitsTop 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better ...
Computers Must Be Male
Computer jokes
41 hits
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:
1. They have a lot of data but a...
1. Only the creator can understand the logic.2. No one understand the native tongue when compute...
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any...IDIOTS & COMPUTERSMy
Idiots jokes
23 hits
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office o...
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Inser...|From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gath...
Computer Quotes
Miscellaneous
39 hitsWhat is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his fathe...
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
T...A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...
The hunting season
Computers
52 hitsThis truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counte...
1. Word processors never display a cursor.2. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long...
Is your computer male or female? As you are aware, ships havelong been characterized as being f...
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in la...Everything I needed to know about computers I learned in the movies
General / Unsorted jokes
30 hits
All monitors and hand-held devices display 2 inch high letters whenever you need to see what the...Apple sues Apple Corp.
Real Jokes
114 hits|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...
Computer jokes
More Jokes
30 hitsThis truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...
Nerd Season
Doctor jokes
38 hits
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...This truck driver
Bar jokes
57 hits
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English l...
... every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS ... Universe halted<...Death becomes nerd
Clean Jokes
139 hitsA truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...
