Computers Jokes

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...

A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...

Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...

Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic Fro...

Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...

Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...

Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...

Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...

Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a...

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is th...

Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...

Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...

Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...

God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there...

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...

God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...

IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...