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[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the ...

Note to the profoundly impaired: this list is intended as humor, and consists mostly of things t...

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've fo...

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...

8. Thou shalt make thy program's purpose and structure clear to thy fellow man by using the One ...

2. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end....

My Dear Husband,

I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that ...

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup an...

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...

Here is a basic descriptions of what may happen if an airplane had a specific operating system r...

Here is a basic descriptions of what may happen if an airplane had a specific operating system r...

IBM: Idiotic Bit Masher...

IBM: Infernal Bloody Monopoly...

IBM: Incompatible Business Machines...

IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck...

IBM: I've Been Moved...

IBM: Idiots Become Managers...

IBM: I Bought Macintosh...

IBM: Institute of Black Magic...

IBM: Internal Beaurocratic Mess...

IBM: I Bought a Mac...

IBM: Incredibly Boring Machine...

IBM: It'll Be Messy...

[This is an original creation except as noted below]

[For the occassional hermit o...

Apparently a computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project....