computer jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery ri...

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it...

1. After sending someone an email, you phone to tell that someone that you've sent them an email...

While in Israel I found a great buy on a computer. It is a kosher computer called a DELLSHALOM....

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A key...

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an ab...

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: Ho...

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out ...

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and ...

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, y...

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you so...

How is a computer like Britney Spears?They're both cheap, white, and plastic....

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord....

"Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm h...

Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
He's won the Publisher's Clearing Ho...

Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked m...

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?



The joystick is...

How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?

The joystick is wet and t...

There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail messa...

How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?


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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...

Idiocy in the Computer World



When I worked for a company that had a co...

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they ...

In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following...

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean ...

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI....

I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like every...

Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got....

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac....

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:...

1. Compaq is considering changing the instruction "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because ...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...

"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Ama...

16. Let's just say that in the movie version of your life, you'd be played b...

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out all over the screen....

How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
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Q. How do you know if a blonde used your computer?





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10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. The six front keys ...

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave!...

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" T...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.

You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight. I



like the way...

Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His fr...

Then there is something called the Internet, which is a worldwide hookup of thousands of compute...

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" T...