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Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here, a King summoned two of his advisors for a test...Top 10 unpublicized features of Chicago (Windows 4.0)
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Files can still vote for Mayor Daley even after ...TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the ...True Computer Story
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I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you ha...Types of computer viruses
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Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file....Types of computer viruses
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Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "ele...Types of computer viruses
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Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing o...Types of computer viruses
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Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened....Types of computer viruses
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Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; ...Types of computer viruses
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Dan Quayle virus: Prevents your system from spawning any child processes without joining into a ...Types of computer viruses
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Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back....Types of computer viruses
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New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking ...Types of computer viruses
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Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attem...Types of computer viruses
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple....
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