Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Log on - Adding a log to your wood stove...
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Irishman computer
Ethnic jokes
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Q:How do you know if a irishmen has been on his computer.
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Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file....
Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers....
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere....Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work...Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line....Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Mainframe - The part of the house that holds up the roof...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Drive - Getting home during most of the winter to your wood stove...Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos....
George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November....
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore....Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Megahertz - When a big log drops on your bare foot in the morning...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Keyboard - Where you're supposed to put the keys so the wife can find them...Too Late Now
Computer jokes
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User : Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Support : Well there's noth...
Pat Buchanan virus: Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen....Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Hard drive - Trying to get home during a heavy snow storm...
Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years....
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple....Computer Users
Miscellaneous
54 hitsComputer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users - People ...
David Duke virus: Makes your screen go completely white....
Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is f...
Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."...
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back....
New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking ...
Ollie North virus: Turns your printer into a document shredder....
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with th...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with th...Too Much Computer Time
Miscellaneous
49 hitsHow to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as...
You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 2.01or higher."
You never...
Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number....
Ross Perot virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits....
Dan Quayle virus: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee.....
Two men were examinig the output of the new computer in their department.
Eventuall...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Random Access Memory - When you can't remember how much you spent on the new deer rifle when wif...
