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51 hitsThe Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don...
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1. Only the creator can understand the logic.2. No one understand the native tongue when compute...Gates Vs GM
Miscellaneous
35 hitsAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...
Computer Salesmen
Computer jokes
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What is the difference between a used-car salesman
and a computer salesman?
...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Prompt - What you wish the mail was during the snow season...Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall....Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Windows - What you must shut when the temperature hits 10 below...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Mouse - What leaves those little turds in the cupboard...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Microchip - What's left in the bag when the normal chips are gone...Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods....
PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money....What do you get when
Ethnic jokes
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What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess and a
computer?
Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick....Irishman computer
Ethnic jokes
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Q:How do you know if a irishmen has been on his computer.
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Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file....
Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers....
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere....Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woodsplitter work...Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern....Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line....Computer lingo guide
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Mainframe - The part of the house that holds up the roof...Computer lingo guide
Computer jokes
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Drive - Getting home during most of the winter to your wood stove...Redneck computer term
Computer jokes
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Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos....
George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November....
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore....
