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What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his fathe...

Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...

A computer manufacture called some of their clients to ask about how much they are satisfied wit...

I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you ha...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can'...

A computer can wait forever for you.
A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.<...

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactic...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Ob...

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486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't affor...

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you c...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you c...

486
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art
Any computer y...

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:



A computer will not laugh at...

10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends



1. You wouldn't bothe...

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical p...

Signs your spouse is having an affair by computer:
1. Lately she sits at the computer na...

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the comput...

* Reading, Pa., county controller Judith Kraines complained at a commissioners' meeting in Janua...

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...

The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Mil...

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactic...

The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Mil...

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.





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Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened....

Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard....

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.

Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Monica Lewinsk...

Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer....

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.O...

Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; ...

Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing o...

Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface a...

Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do...

A mainframe computer on which everyone in the office depended suddenly went down.

They t...

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Dell Computer to turn ...

A female computer consultant is helping a smug man set up his machine. She asks him what passwor...

Customer: "Well, I just want to know if I load this disk into my computer, won't other people be...

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:-



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Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow...

YO COMPUTER IS SO SMART THAT IT FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU WHEN YOU TAKE 5 HOURS HE ONLY TO...

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring t...

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch flopp...

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

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Did you hear about the new computer virus?

It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".

Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!...