101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet
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Note to the profoundly impaired: this list is intended as humor, and consists mostly of things t...
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Note to the profoundly impaired: this list is intended as humor, and consists mostly of things t...
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21 hits1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...
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2. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end....
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1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup an...
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33 hitsTen ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...
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[This is an original creation except as noted below]
[For the occassional hermit o...
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Apparently a computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project....
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For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer...
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A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction show of note
a window was ...
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An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity...
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16 hitsBill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...
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Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself bei...
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...
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Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Pete...
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Perhaps the Most Truthful: on Microsoft marketing:
"There won't be anything we won't say to p...
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man ...
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. Th...
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16 hitsWhy did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...
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21 hitsMy computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...
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386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC....
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23 hitsBIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...
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X-files virus:
All your Icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus: