Drown my troubles
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233 hitsI've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...
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233 hitsI've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...
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99 hitsThe EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...
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104 hitsAn escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...
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101 hitsHave you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...
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82 hitsWhy do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...
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90 hitsMy HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...
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113 hitsI once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...
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101 hitsThe IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...
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106 hitsI was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...
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112 hitsHaving a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...
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103 hitsI knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...
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82 hitsWhen i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...
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102 hitsI'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...
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95 hitsDo you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...
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116 hitsI had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...
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97 hitsThe IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...
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112 hitseariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...
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99 hitsI never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...