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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a ...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,

BC recently was fac...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,

BC recently was fa...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a uni...

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use...

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...

Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., w...

According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A num...

Two friends in a Bar:



JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout lo...

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid p...

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should...

A
Minister decided that a visual demonstration would
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Boy:My uncle is in Leavenworth because he made big money.

Girl:How much?

<...

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring ...

A business man from France checks into a High class hotel. He checks into his room and ready to ...

Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway...

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling...

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-th...

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any cl...

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!...

Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...

|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!...

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?





We ...

Top Ten List for 4/25/1994

You'll never sit down again!
Singapore - spanking ...

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?



Are they af...

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint....

You think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O.

You clean your car or truck out with a leaf blowe...

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how service stations keep their res...

Two farmers wifes work in the garden. One pluck out a carrot, looks at them for long time and th...

Seems Ms. Lewinski went to her favorite cleaners the other day. She
said to the owner, "I...

Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! O...

Yo mama so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people walked by and the...

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want...

Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seei...

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:


Collie + Lhasa ApsoColla...

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!
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The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti s...

John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," h...

Q: How many hunt sabs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to do it and two t...

A great Soviet general was once asked by his adjutant, "Comrade General,
what is the mean...

John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me...

Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly....

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?





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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean...

... lady why she didn't report the robbery right away.
"I didn't know it was a robbery right...

Remove film from box and load camera.
Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in tras...