clean jokes

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

So wives and significant others get a break! Barbecues are not allowed! Rolaids are!

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and ...

The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is alwa...

Schedule of a Wife and Mother:

Attempt to wake husband.
Feed baby.
Make breakfast...

A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND L...

|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...

Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first th...

One day the Mexican maid announced to her boss's wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she...

To clean a toilet bowl:

Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real th...

1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen. This kitchen is delirious.2. No husband has ever been sho...

I clean my house according to some simple principles that are easy to remember:

If ...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet w...

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lif...

A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen And This Kitchen Is Delirious

No Husband Has Eve...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.



2. Add the required amount of shampoo to t...

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first t...

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat ...

The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...

What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints...

Someone you hire to clean out the icebox....

This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...

The horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Clean Sheets
3. Bare Belly

An appliance that you screw on the bed to keep the house clean....

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death pen...

A friend in the US has forwarded me this set of rules of conduct for female teachers in 1915 (sc...

A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all cove...

Women always get to clean it...

If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work.
The voices told me to clean all...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,

BC recently was f...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a ...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,

BC recently was fac...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,

BC recently was fa...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a uni...

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use...

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...

Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., w...

According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A num...

Two friends in a Bar:



JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout lo...

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid p...

Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should...

A
Minister decided that a visual demonstration would
...

Boy:My uncle is in Leavenworth because he made big money.

Girl:How much?

<...

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

Ring ...

A business man from France checks into a High class hotel. He checks into his room and ready to ...

Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway...

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling...

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-th...

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any cl...

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....