Clean Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...

Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...

1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...

Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...

10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...

whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......