Christmas Jokes

|T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ...

|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...

|NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...

|'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s...

|(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ...

|T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net...

A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother....

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...

|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson...

|Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...

|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...

|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...

|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting...

Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J...

|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his...

|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a...

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart...

|Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...

|Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M...

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since...

|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...

|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too...

|'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...