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Statisticians must stay away from children's toys because they regress so easily....

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blo...

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Elvis is dead.
2. J...

New Republican GOP agenda - the Top Ten House Republican initiatives:

Eliminate the...

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"The toile...

Dashing Through The Mall

(sung to Dashing Through The Snow)

Dashing throu...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too l...

The following is a list of modern curses, curses appropriate to the modern times, because the ol...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend ...

Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He d...

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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old...

Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...

It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy. He wants America's children ...

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....

Here is a sign I saw when driving into a school parking lot one day: Slow Children Playing...

Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!...

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first hal...

One
afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine

Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A. One is m...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?



A: They're afra...

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an ...

Updated Version for the 90's woman:

1. Have dinner ready. Make reservations ahead of ...

Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children v...

|Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very...

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an ...

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...

Winston Peters is visiting a school.
In one class, he asks the students if anyone can giv...

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the child...

One day, Officer Bill is on duty, driving around in his cruiser, when he catches sight of a stat...

Total immersion geologists

Total immersion geologists: Are you totally obsessed with geol...

Have you noticed that children sometimes try to be helpful, but it only makes your life more com...

Give an example of tragedy



Winston Peters is visiting a school.

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It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...

"Mom, how did I get my name?"

asked a boy "I name all my children after the first thing I...

What's the difference between a polythene bag and Michael Jackson?



A: One ...

You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.

The tire...

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...

Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!...

'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'...

A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said. 'I hope your first name is not A...

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly....

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen an...

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother....

Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !...

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or...

The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband....

Why do men resist becoming fathers?



Because they aren't through yet bei...