Children Jokes

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...

Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....

What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...

What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...

What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...

When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...

When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...

"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...

Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...

"Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...