children

( Apologies to all to whom this is not culturally relevant! )

A joke told to me by...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipot...

The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small India...

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...

The only culture many children are exposed to....

One of God's Frozen children....

When someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt..."

Now you'll know the rest of t...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

20. Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
    

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, marr...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omn...

A Doberman in a children's playground!
...

The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not rai...

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the aspirin bottle...

I heard the following last night--it's in the category
of "a friend of a normally reliabl...

One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:



"Two weeks ago,"...

The first word spoken by children with older siblings....

Shaves head and beard, then insists on being called "Santa Kurtz."

Tells kids about...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...

"Don't have more than two children in one year"...

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom....

One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:

"Two weeks ago," I said,...

A woman was pregnant with triplets when a robber came through her door and shot her three times....

Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bat...

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have childre...

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha...

The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of fin...

If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
<...

Statisticians must stay away from children's toys because they regress so easily....

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blo...

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Elvis is dead.
2. J...

New Republican GOP agenda - the Top Ten House Republican initiatives:

Eliminate the...

Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords!



"The toile...

Dashing Through The Mall

(sung to Dashing Through The Snow)

Dashing throu...

Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too l...

The following is a list of modern curses, curses appropriate to the modern times, because the ol...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend ...

Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He d...

The following ads acutally appeared in newspapers:

ILLITERATE ? Write today for f...

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old...

Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You're going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I do...

It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy. He wants America's children ...

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....

Here is a sign I saw when driving into a school parking lot one day: Slow Children Playing...

Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!...

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first hal...

One
afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine