children

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers d...

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is b...

A pregnant women gets caught up in a bank raid and gets shot in the stoumach 3 times

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You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce...

In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one
told to me many year...

|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor,...

A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup
truck when he noticed a man st...

Saturday, September 6, 1997


Ligonier, PA. -- There was an old woman who work...

Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?

Several years...

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, a...

Two French brothers were in England, visiting long-lost relatives, their English cousins. Having...

This was told to me by Father George Alderson, of the RCC.

There was a nun doing c...

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproductio...

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to bre...

This was written by Tom Annau, an undergrad working in my lab here
at Stanford.

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning
anyway.

This old couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a dinner sponsored by their f...

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I w...

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the in...

How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say....

A man who has no children to speak of....

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...

Is There a Santa Claus? A Rebuttal...



Rebuttal: Several key points are ove...

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned
somewhere.

Republicans for...

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his
days in the air forc...

The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.

( Apologies to all to whom this is not culturally relevant! )

A joke told to me by...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipot...

The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small India...

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...

The only culture many children are exposed to....

One of God's Frozen children....

When someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt..."

Now you'll know the rest of t...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

20. Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
    

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eati...

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, marr...

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omn...

A Doberman in a children's playground!
...

The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
sure you're not rai...

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the aspirin bottle...

I heard the following last night--it's in the category
of "a friend of a normally reliabl...

One man explaining to another why he fired his secretary:



"Two weeks ago,"...

The first word spoken by children with older siblings....

Shaves head and beard, then insists on being called "Santa Kurtz."

Tells kids about...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a docto...