Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband ...
children
Pretty Dress
General / Unsorted jokes
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It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon," and all the chil...I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...
Lawyer and the devil
Lawyer jokes
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, "...
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptiz...The 2 Bums!
Miscellaneous
30 hitsA lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hir...
Hiring a Clown
Tasteless jokes
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A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...Hiring a Clown
Tasteless jokes
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A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...Definitions
One Liners jokes
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Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
Dum...
DUMB WAITER:
one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK:
the ine...
This article was in the San Diego Union Tribune on December 6, 2000. It was in the editorial sec...When I become old
Elderly Jokes
43 hits|When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...
The devil's offer
Lawyer Jokes
44 hits|The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...
The devil's offer
Lawyer jokes
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, "...The 2 Bums!
General / Unsorted jokes
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A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a...Who is the Father??
Doctor jokes
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A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of ...
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using ...
One Halloween two black children, a brother and a sister, were trick-or-treating as Hansel and G...
To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
Barney got run over ...Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinki...
Term dictionary
Mom/Dad Jokes
48 hits|Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...
If your child thinks he wants 'Murderous Bob, the Doll with
the Face you can Rip Right Off...
When operating a firearm, safety is paramount. Here are some tips to reduce the risk of mishaps:...
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of...Taste Test
Miscellaneous
161 hitsA teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory per...
Examples of unclear writing. Sentences taken from actual letters received by the Local Welfare D...
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. So they went to the congregation and asked...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that
her husband...
The following are excerpts from actual letters received by the welfare department of an unnamed ...There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a...
Two ten-year-old children were exactly opposites: Bill was a die-hard optimist, and Bob a hopele...Taste Test
General / Unsorted jokes
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...Children jokes
More Jokes
37 hitsA schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of a...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was mis...Honey
General / Unsorted jokes
91 hits
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How...Aviation jokes
More Jokes
57 hitsMichael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane...
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.
The Rabbi went to th...
TOBACCO SETTLEMENT MONEY TO HELP PROTECT KIDS FROM DANGERS OF SMOKING
North Carolin...One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...
Legs apart?
Religious jokes
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Maria is very religious. She gets married and has 17 children, then her husband dies. She remarr...Grass Eater
General / Unsorted jokes
32 hits
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass b...Humor jokes
More Jokes
117 hitsOne afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by...
Bum in need of food
Travel jokes
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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by...
A couple in Lawrence, MA were charged with criminal neglect after they left their dog unattended...
Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:
Children Books You Won't Eever See....On the Range
General / Unsorted jokes
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A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. ...Men Quotes
Miscellaneous
76 hitsWhy did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but ...
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...Welfare applications
Dumb Jokes
77 hits|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income b...

