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The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...

Teachers are paid too much! I'm fed up with teachers and their hefty salaries for only 9 months ...

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are sitting in a bar.

The Englishman says, "...

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarrie...

A Canadian was observing teaching methods in schools in several African countries.

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...

I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage informa...

A rather large
gentleman whose name was Paul was married to a woman who was as he...

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly. Everyb...

I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage inf...

A Scotsman was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said:
"Is my wife here?"

A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group...

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children...

|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...

|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in tu...

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of c...

When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all...

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.

Familiarity breeds children....

Familiarity breeds children.

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Just in case some of you missed Parade magazine - supplement to the Sunday Paper I will relay a ...

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your ...

Ted and his wife where waiting at the bus stop with Harry, his spouse and Harry's nine children....

When a woman's friend was having her third baby in four years, she volunteered to keep the older...

See Mother. See Mother laugh. Mother is happy. Mother is happy about
Christmas. Mother has...

Accidents in the back seat of the car cause children....

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband ...

It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon," and all the chil...

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, "...

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptiz...

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hir...

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, an...

Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Dum...

DUMB WAITER:
one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK:
the ine...

This article was in the San Diego Union Tribune on December 6, 2000. It was in the editorial sec...

|When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...

|The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " th...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, "...

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a...

A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of ...

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,



using ...

One Halloween two black children, a brother and a sister, were trick-or-treating as Hansel and G...

To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Barney got run over ...

Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinki...