Children Jokes

A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...

Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...

John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...

A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...

A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...

A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...

A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...

This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...

It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...