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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....

Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...

Three celebrities - Shaggy, Justin Timberlake, and Britney Spears - were all in an elvator and t...

The media attention given John Glenn's mission has convinced NASA to give more celebrities a shu...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...

Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...

Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...

21. Labs used to be fun.

22. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly...

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....

Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mar...

|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah...

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service....

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c...

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...

What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h...

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will b...

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh w...

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush wi...

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast

infection....

As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush wi...

Saturday, November 8, 1997
Veteran Pillsbury spokes model Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of ...

Noted Dough Boy Dies

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a s...

Dear friends, it is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following: The Pillsbury D...