Celebrities Jokes

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ...

David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"...

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ...

Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...

The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he....

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand....

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue....

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....

If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari...

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...

Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D...