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"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."

"I'm out of bed and dressed, What mo...

"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"

"According to my ca...

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. <...

A woman driver bumped into a guy's car and did a fair amount of damage. The male driver asked wh...

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally park...

A woman driver is heading down the expressway, when all of a sudden the woman sees a tree to her...