business jokes

"This is a great business to be in.

You got it,

You sell it,

And y...

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An eagle was kept in captivity for 50 years and it had managed to escape. And ofcourse this eagl...

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going ...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their...

|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laund...

Quirky Business Signs

* On the door of a dental office: We cater to cowards!"

* On...

There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Vegas, and she arrived there just before...

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to th...

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Netscape deal, and the HP/Compaq deal, here are th...

Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once ...

A business man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the r...

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall...

|Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus....

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had ...

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!...

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence....

I've got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter. - Lee Iaco...

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living....

If you aim for the stars but only make it to the moon, remember there are people who have not ye...

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock....

Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, if he wants to sit...

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut when ...

I have never found, in long experience, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance....

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney...

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're...

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this jo...

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !...

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it o...

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in th...

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people everything you know....

There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon...

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train....

A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality....

To err is human. To forgive is simply not company policy....

If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos....

There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your k...

It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense....

If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line....

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price....

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on....

There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception...

Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit diffic...

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the poste...

First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind....

If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed eit...

The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance...

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others....

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you ge...