business jokes

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for y...

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others....

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy....

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they
came to a homeless pers...

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and w...

(Forwards deleted to protect the innocent)

The following is from the business secti...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri...

Q:Why was the man at the dry cleaners' always in a hurry?



A:Because he had...

George W. Bush.
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A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is go...

An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed with t...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed wi...

I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - En...

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their...

The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "Ho...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a smal...

A man took his young son to the bank with him to transact some business. Since it was lunchtime,...

Group that complains of bad business when all
passengers get a seat....

Ben Dover

And

C. Howlett Fields
Attorneys At Law...

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just be...

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going ...

|Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their wa...

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just be...

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just be...

Abie and Moishe ran a Judaica shop on Delancy Street on the Lower East Side of NY for 33 years. ...

"This is a great business to be in.

You got it,

You sell it,

And y...

"This is a great business to be in.

You got it,

You sell it,

And y...

Try Sara's Tops...

An eagle was kept in captivity for 50 years and it had managed to escape. And ofcourse this eagl...

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going ...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their...

|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laund...

Quirky Business Signs

* On the door of a dental office: We cater to cowards!"

* On...

There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Vegas, and she arrived there just before...

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to th...

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Netscape deal, and the HP/Compaq deal, here are th...

Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once ...

A business man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a
double martini on the r...

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall...

|Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus....

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had ...

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!...

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence....

I've got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter. - Lee Iaco...

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living....