business jokes

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit the game....

We are often most in the dark when we are the most certain, and most enligthened when we are the...

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport....

If at first you don't succeed, you probably didn't really care anyway....

If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset....

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your supervisor....

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break....

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will....

If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth ab...

|Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tel...

|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. Th...

There was these two old men sitting in one of the old mens house. They haven't had sex in 20 yea...

Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise ...

JIM BARLOW - Houston Chronicle (c) - Writes:

Really, no foolin', this stuff is weir...

Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either case, th...

If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow....

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."...

IBM: Incompatible Business Machines...

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather th...

A man whose business it is to see that others have a good time....

Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails....

I have run out of sick leave, so I'm calling in dead....

When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagr...

If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question....

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.

Men are l...

Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a c...

It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege....

Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle....

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for y...

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others....

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy....

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they
came to a homeless pers...

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and w...

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The following is from the business secti...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri...

Q:Why was the man at the dry cleaners' always in a hurry?



A:Because he had...

George W. Bush.
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A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is go...

An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed with t...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is ...

An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed wi...

I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - En...

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before...

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their...

The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "Ho...

Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a smal...