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One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who c...
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child w...
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child w...
Whatever happens, look as if it were intended....
Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer....
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart....
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously do not know what the hell is going on....What you don't do is
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What you don't do is always more important than what you do....
Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between....
The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it....Try to be the best
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Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good....
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong....
Everything is actually everything else, just recycled....
A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said t...
Sid goes to temple and gets down on his knees and prays, "Dear God, I work hard but my business ...A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store cler...
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52 hitsA business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a ...
Q: What
do you call a man with half a brain?
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The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back....If all you have is
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail....It is not how someone
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It is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you....
There is always one more idiot than you counted on....
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore....What I want is all
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What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility....
If everything seems to go right, check your zipper....
Everything is always done for the wrong reasons....
Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart....There is no job so
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There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog....
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130 hitsA Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. Th...

