business jokes

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business....

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrive...

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrive...

In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the freeway in Boston during a ...

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept comi...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and ...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautifu...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and sa...

A man had been in business for many years and his business was going down the drain and was full...

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For every "10" there are 10 "1's"....

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it....

The sun goes down just when you need it the most....

If you have nothing to do, don't do it here....

You want it when?...

You get the most of what you need the least....

When someone says this is as bad as it can get, don't bet on it....

It's Not My Job!...

If there isn't a law, there will be....

I will get it done when I get it done!...

If you want to get along, go along....

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again....

Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's....

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done....

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first....

Only them as knows their own...knows....

You can't get here from there....

It is later than you think....

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who c...

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child w...

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child w...

Whatever happens, look as if it were intended....

Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer....

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart....

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously do not know what the hell is going on....

Never tell them what you wouldn't do....

Don't try to have the last word; you might get it....

Nothing can be done in one trip....

If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know....

If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it....

What you don't do is always more important than what you do....

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between....

You never want the one you can afford....

The one you want is never the one on sale....

The one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it....

Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good....