business jokes

Heard at a party:

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injur...

Sean Connery goes to lunch with his business manager.

He excuses himself to go to the...

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and ...

Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not makin...

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...

Jones was having difficulties in business. "If I had as little as a thousand dollars in actual c...

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and ...

Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day

just talking ab...

Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business....

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business.
One wore a l...

One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt...

Business language explained


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We have to be more competiti...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large ...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...

Sam, a business man was driving home after long sales trip and saw a hitchhiker with a cow. Sam ...

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the l...

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...

|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...

|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo...

Washington DC - An Indiana woman has won agreement from the US Tax Court that her breasts are bu...

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business....

Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew blocks away from his house when h...

The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to pay their expenses for a special tr...

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasio...

A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Hera...

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happene...

An original of mine.

A business man is packing for a trip. He glances in his

When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair se...

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day w...

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business....

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrive...

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrive...

In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the freeway in Boston during a ...

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept comi...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and ...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautifu...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually be...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and sa...

A man had been in business for many years and his business was going down the drain and was full...

|Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno...

For every "10" there are 10 "1's"....

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it....

The sun goes down just when you need it the most....

If you have nothing to do, don't do it here....

You want it when?...

You get the most of what you need the least....