business jokes

Did you hear about the veterinarian and the taxidermist who went into business together?
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in ...

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping a...

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was go...

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in ...

|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept com...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being i...

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keepi...

santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financ...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was bei...

A young man had just started up his own business firm. He was sitting at his desk on his first d...

Once upon a time there was a friendly old lady who decided to open a tea room. So she picked...

My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos....

|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept...

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held i...

|The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,...

Michael Jackson's business partner has bought part of TWA, and now says he's going to have Micha...

Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's". (...

A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed...

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he...

A man was in a bad accident and was injured but the only permanent damage he suffered was the lo...

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damag...

A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goe...

Satan comes down to visit a famous, utterly ruthless Hollywood producer.
Satan says, "Loo...

A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.



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A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school...

A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no busine...

Heard at a party:

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injur...

Sean Connery goes to lunch with his business manager.

He excuses himself to go to the...

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and ...

Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not makin...

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...

Jones was having difficulties in business. "If I had as little as a thousand dollars in actual c...

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and ...

Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day

just talking ab...

Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business....

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business.
One wore a l...

One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt...

Business language explained


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We have to be more competiti...

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large ...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...

Sam, a business man was driving home after long sales trip and saw a hitchhiker with a cow. Sam ...

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the l...

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her ...

|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...

|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life fo...