business jokes

If you understand it, it is obsolete....

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man....

Everything tastes more or less like chicken....

A theory is better than its explanation....

If you are coasting, you're going downhill....

Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost....

A friend in need is a pest indeed....

Never put all your eggs in your pocket....

Everyone has a scheme that will not work....

Indifference is the only sure defense....

It just doesn't get any Beta than this....

You won't skid if you stay in a rut....

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse....

The bigger they are, the harder they hit....

You can't outtalk a man who knows what he's talking about....

Two wrongs are only the beginning....

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done....

Do not believe in miracles, rely on them....

It's better to retire too soon than too late....

Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield....

One of those days? I have one of those lives....

It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together....

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of....

You can observe a lot just by watching....

Never buy from a rich salesman....

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like...

Nowhere, Vermont



Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twen...

Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey sui...

"You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbo...

A maadu named Hariharan lived in New York city. Once he went to a bank to request a loan of $500...

First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility fo...

The following letter, reprinted with permission from the Herbal
Spotlight (Hubble Hill He...

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; b...

The only sense that is common in the long run is the sense of change. We instinctively avoid it...

An Army private filling out a questionnaire for a
correspondence course was stymied by the qu...

Some see things as they are and ask 'why?'; I dream of things that never were and ask 'why not?'...

Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that th...

You might be a redneck if...
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of bu...

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law i...

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he...

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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...

The Law Of The Too Solid Goof: In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correc...

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match....

Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra...

If only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be unreasonable....

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enoug...

Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others thi...

Simmons's Law: The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from...

Cooke's Law: In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inverse...