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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it....
All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't....
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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get....
No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew that it would....
Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long....
If it is incomprehensible, it's mathematics....
Don't look back, something may be gaining on you....
One child is not enough, but two children are far too many....
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else....
Be content with what you've got, but be sure you've got plenty....
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