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Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
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This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists and not enough hunchbacks....
By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions....A conservative is a man
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time....
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed....
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all....
Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur....
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on....To err is human.
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To err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics....Tact is the art of
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Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do....
When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky....
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary....
Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent....Lynch's Law: When the
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Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves....
No experiment is ever a complete failure; it can always be used as a bad example....Never bet on a loser
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Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change....
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it....
If I your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form....
Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted....It's not how good your
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It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it....
Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws....
Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow....It's not the work that
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It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks....
If everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane....
Old age is always fifteen years older than you are....
Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing....In order to get a
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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it....
All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't....
There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.
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Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels....If you do not care
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If you do not care where you are, then you aren't lost....
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