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37 hits"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day an...
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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going...
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29 hitsWhen I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he coul...
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34 hitsAnother friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - ...
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The two greatest causes of system failures are sysadmins and users. If you can keep both of the...Brien's First Law: At
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Brien's First Law: At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability ...
No matter which way you go, it's always uphill and against the wind....I have yet to see
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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way...
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time...
Never try to pacify someone at the height of his rage....The best way to lie
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth....
If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport....
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work....
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing....
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill....
Hubbard's Law: Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive....
When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong....
This "law" has been intentionally left blank....It is easier to get
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It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission....Kramer's Law: You can
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Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists and not enough hunchbacks....
By the time you have the right answers, no one is asking you questions....A conservative is a man
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time....
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed....
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all....
Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur....
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on....To err is human.
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To err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics....Tact is the art of
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Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do....
When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky....
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary....
Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent....
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves....
No experiment is ever a complete failure; it can always be used as a bad example....Never bet on a loser
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Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change....
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it....
