business jokes

Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th century...

A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...

A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed...

A whorehouse, coffeehouse, bookstore, and dentist all exist in the same two story building on th...

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business....

Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was bein...

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
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On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the fact...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being i...

I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tis...

A friend of mine started up an origami paper business. Unfortunately, it folded....

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop....

Business was terrible at the new whorehouse. Customers were so scarce the madam of the house kne...

Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.

"How?s business?" asked the first.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light....

My brother tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school. His new...

|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business....

Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing....

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occas...

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found hims...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was bei...

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found him...

First businessman: "My business is so bad - I can't sleep at night."

Second businessma...

A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's i...

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent dam...

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found hims...

I just had to share this. Returning from a recent business trip I listened to a slightly "unusua...

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in ...

Did you hear about the veterinarian and the taxidermist who went into business together?
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in ...

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping a...

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was go...

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in ...

|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept com...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being i...

A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keepi...

santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financ...

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was bei...

A young man had just started up his own business firm. He was sitting at his desk on his first d...

Once upon a time there was a friendly old lady who decided to open a tea room. So she picked...

My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos....

|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept...

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held i...

|The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,...

Michael Jackson's business partner has bought part of TWA, and now says he's going to have Micha...