Business Jokes

A bird in the hand is dead....

A closed mouth gathers no foot....

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time....

A donkey is a horse designed by a study team....

A fool and his money are soon elected....

A fool and his money stabilize the economy....

|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first....

|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm...

Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed....

According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless....

|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. St...

|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy cro...

Action's Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely....

All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't....

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of....

|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O...

|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...

Any wire cut to length will be too short....

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups....

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|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anythi...

|"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and a...

Believing is seeing....

Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra...