Business Jokes

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

2. Find a way to change everyone's passwor...

1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.

2. I regret that I have no...

1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ig...

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose....

A bird in the hand is dead....

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun....

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day....

A closed mouth gathers no foot....

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time....

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin ...

A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home....

A day without sunshine is like night....

A disagreeable task is its own reward....

A donkey is a horse designed by a study team....

A fool and his money are soon elected....

A fool and his money stabilize the economy....

A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction....

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer....

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants....

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth....

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life...

A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if...

A stagnant science is at a standstill....

|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first....