blonds

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....

What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...

Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a...

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blo...

A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few quest...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k...

Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was scream...

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying h...

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in th...

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was h...

A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. "If you ...

A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman...

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption cen...

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she tol...

A blond bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that h...

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another....

Three blonds were walking along the beach one morning, when all of a sudden one blond stops dead...

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunc...

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she ...

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you...

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set ...

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to re...

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get o...

Blonde quickies 6
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...

|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a ...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blo...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blo...

A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the...

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class ...

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So,...

Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunnin...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor...

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bott...

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?

A: Someone left a scratc...

51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...