blonds

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wi...

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me...

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M...

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer....

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is ea...

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank....

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...

What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill....

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the ot...

A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob...

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side....

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and...

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't d...

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets we...

At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." ...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use th...

Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....

What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...

Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a...

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blo...

A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde al...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few quest...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k...

Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was scream...

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying h...

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in th...

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was h...

A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...