blonds

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ...

Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...

Once there was a blonde who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes mocking blondes for a low I...

A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training....

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later....

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them....

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that...

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to p...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...

A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it...

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...

Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These...

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...

Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....

What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!...

What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk....

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight....

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wi...

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me...

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M...

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer....

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes ...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is ea...

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank....

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...

What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill....

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the ot...

A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gir...

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an Engl...

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob...

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....