blonds

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?

A: Not everyb...

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or th...

Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....

What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....

Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they ...

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular....

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...

I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...

A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their dea...

How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....

A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...

What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...

Stargazing
There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wi...

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...

How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!...

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia...

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ...

Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...

Once there was a blonde who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes mocking blondes for a low I...

A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Gimm...

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training....

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later....

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them....

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that...

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to p...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see tha...

A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another b...

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it...