blonds

What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam...

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots....

How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear....

How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer....

Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...

Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate...

Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...

And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking....

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...

Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to...

Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own ...

Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...

One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows...

What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of mo...

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head....

How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you con...

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't a...

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Weste...

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could ...

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and ...

There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A....

What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spre...

How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo....

(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke ...

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...

121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?

A: Not everyb...

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or th...

Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....

What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....

Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they ...

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular....

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...

I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...

A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their dea...

How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....

A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...

What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...

Stargazing
There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.
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