Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn't want one for nights....
blonde jokes
Blonde Tip-toe
Blonde jokes
40 hits
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the slee...
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff....Dangerous Blonde
Blonde jokes
27 hits
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pick it...Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Blonde jokes
32 hits
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?A: She mov...
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other...
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant....
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter....
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change....
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block....
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag....
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator co...Blondes
Blonde jokes
11 hits
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and th...
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!...
Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in t...
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads....
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air....Blonde Joke
Blonde jokes
33 hits
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of...
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence....
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate ...Transparent blonde
Blonde jokes
40 hits
Q. What did the blonde teacher's aide do when she discovered that someone had already written on...
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A...
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave ...
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "W...Blonde Crossing
Blonde jokes
7 hits
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the ...
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold...
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the c...
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles i...
Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 ...
Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them the...Blondie
Blonde jokes
50 hits
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Busy blonde
Blonde jokes
43 hits
Q. How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?
A. Give her a piece of paper that...
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader....
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it ba...
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...
Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 ...
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....Blonde vacation
Blonde jokes
55 hits
a blonde was riding in her car 1 day 2 go 2 disneyland....
she saw a sign that ...Blonde in bar
Blonde jokes
8 hits
A blonde goes into a bar and walks to the counter. There is a drunk man that says, "Beers on the...
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a h...Blonde quickies 21-40
Blonde jokes
46 hits
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out ...
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the wh...blonde
Blonde jokes
38 hits
How do you drown a Blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the p...Drowning a Blonde
Blonde jokes
45 hits
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff a...
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her....
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations....
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's....Blonde Grenadier
Blonde jokes
7 hits
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....
