blonde jokes

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I ...

This one blonde is driving down the street and she sees this other blonde a canoe in a corn fiel...

One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car. Suddenly, some jer...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the stre...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling acros...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information...

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A. An airbag.

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A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''The ...

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes. She replied, ''I think they are good b...

Blonde: Hold on I have to go to the bathroom!

Brunette: Ok I will be at the Ice c...

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...

Answer: ...

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that s...

What did the blonde mother say to the blonde daughter?

"If you're not in bed by 12, you c...

A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do yo...

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her tic...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend t...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend t...

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

A. Butter is difficult to spre...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend t...

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions...

There were three pigs and a blonde in a bar. The first pig asks: are blonde's really stupid?

A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...

A blonde goes to get her haircut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a...

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h...

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h...

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a para...

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A. They chip their teeth.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The br...

A blonde walks on an elevator and there is 1 other man on there and the blonde says "T.G.I.F." a...

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hol...

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hol...

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hol...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few quest...

I don't know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes...

Q: How ...

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a lightbulb?

A: The lightbulb is smarter...

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead'...

A brunette was rowing her boat in a corn field when a blonde girl drives by. The blonde stops an...

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series...

A blonde and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blonde an...

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette fri...

Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet?

A: Because she wanted to feed...

A blonde and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blonde an...

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, ...

The redhead says to the blonde "darn....my husband brought me some flowers home last night. Now ...

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a twenty dolla...

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that...

There was this blonde and her blond friend in her car.
The blonde driving looks at her friend...