Blonde Driving
Blonde jokes
72 hits
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren't working, so she...
blonde jokes
- Blonde jokes
72 hits
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster ...
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor....
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on...
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager....Blonde Animal Lover
Blonde jokes
49 hits
Why did the Blonde throw bread crumbs down the loo??
To feed the toilet duck!!!...Blonde With License
Blonde jokes
64 hits
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps ...
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered....
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer....
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear....
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She ...
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone....
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put ...
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries....blonde sientiest
Blonde jokes
52 hits
there was this blonde sientiest that worked for nasa, one day she came to work and everyone she ...|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"...how to kill a blonde
Blonde jokes
47 hits
put a scratch and sniff snicker at the bottom of the pool and tell the blonde to jupm in after i...Blonde Throwing Grenade
Blonde jokes
54 hits
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenadeat you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back....
Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A: Third grade....Blonde Sex
Blonde jokes
67 hits
Question: Why did the blonde have a briuse on her belly button?
Answer: She had a...
Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A: She lost the recipe....
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade....Blonde wife
Blonde jokes
10 hits
One day a blonde chick was walking with her husband. He said "Babe, we have to go to bed more of...Wavey Blonde
Blonde jokes
52 hits
Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto? Beacause a blonde drowned ...
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize the...
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side....The Blonde Hostess
Blonde jokes
29 hits
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink....
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her ...
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn't want one for nights....Blonde Tip-toe
Blonde jokes
40 hits
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the slee...
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff....Dangerous Blonde
Blonde jokes
27 hits
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pick it...Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Blonde jokes
32 hits
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?A: She mov...
Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
A: Her husband is out looking for the other...
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant....
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter....
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change....
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block....
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag....
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator co...Blondes
Blonde jokes
11 hits
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and th...
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!...
Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in t...
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads....
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air....Blonde Joke
Blonde jokes
33 hits
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of...
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence....
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate ...
